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random quotes, thoughts, words of wisdom, etc.. :)

I’ve made a lot of changes in my life.

I’ve made a lot of changes in my life.
So if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

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It looks like those penis enlargement pills worked.

It looks like those penis enlargement pills worked.
You’re twice the dick you were today than yesterday.

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts.
Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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I love everyone.

I love everyone.
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid,
and others, I’d love to punch in the face :D

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If you say I am a bitch, just remember…

If you say I am a bitch, just remember…
there is a good possibility you made me the bitch I am.

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Sometimes, I just want to stand up, slap someone in the face…

Sometimes, I just want to stand up, slap someone in the face,
and scream “shut up bitch!” then sit back down.

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Smile at the bitch that brings you down.

Smile at the bitch that brings you down.
Laugh at the haters that are jealous.
Point a middle finger at the idiots who think they’re better ;)

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Never let another bitch…

Never let another bitch sit on your throne.

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Sweet as sugar. Hard as ice.

Sweet as sugar.
Hard as ice.
Hurt me once.
I’ll kill you twice!

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Rather be known for what I do

Rather be known for what I do;
not who I screw.

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